Hola, happy sea-sunsetters! Allow me to introduce myself; I’m your new read for a new Howler monthly column called The Seaside Sensualist. In every article, I will be sharing my sexy scriptures of humor, knowledge and downright passionate truths on many topics. They’re so juicy that you’ll find yourself anticipating the next issue!
So today, my lovely tropical loves, I’m delivering the first installment of my sexy scriptures to see how awake you all are. Have we learned anything over the last two and a-half years? Did COVID teach the world anything at all? Don’t you see, my jungle grasshoppers, it’s been all about forcing the feminine in the most catastrophic way. But, (pay attention) it was f#$@ing necessary!
We, as a world race with hope, now have the greater need for collaboration, magnanimity of the heart, and, above all, reciprocity. These, my tribe, are all fiercely feminine traits! Sink this into your beachy beaners today, my dear ones.
Not only have our life and our dwellings been altered back to the feminine platform, but sloggin’ the sexy grind has been completely shuffled forever by redefining the future for matriarchal leadership once and for all. It’s a fiercely feminine time, for sure!
Urgent for sustainability
During this time, what I call a silver lining is re-polishing itself. And by the way, the feminine qualities of empathy, healing, vulnerability and expression are incredibly urgent for the destined sustainability of Gaia and businesses.
Intrinsically, the creative effeminate conveyance during this epic era is gonna be much more heartening, as it damn well should be. Maneuvering through her world with an iron fist is not gonna be f$#%ing work anymore! That’s not inspiring, or productive, for that matter. It’s a hardening of the big red affection pump (yes, your heart chakra) that has put us in this quandary — even if the famous butterfly effect denominator is necessary to cultivate resourceful vision for our future to come, and foster kindred sponsorship.
That’s only half of the dang goddess story here! We already know (well, we’d better know, anyway) that the feminine and masculine are yin and yang.
They’re both prerequisites to achieving sexy symmetry, by the seaside if you must know … and therefore, cooperation! When one is off kilter (which has been the case for centuries), and the pendulum swings hard to one side (which has been the masculine disposition), that, my friends, is where the lopsidedness of pathetic pilotage in the world displays trouble. And I mean double trouble. Faulty frequencies have caused the sexy sphere to go haywire!
It hasn’t been a pretty sight, in my eyes. What about yours? When those rhythms and masculine ways of it all are in cahoots together, that’s what makes a great world spin in a sensual synchronized manner.
When do we accept this? We will be considerate, and, for the next generation, implement human sympathy along with warm communion.
These tactics of demonstrative goddess genius beastesses will achieve balance back into mother earth from pure focus and discipline. During the era of the “herstoricial” COVID event, the female prediction of territory association, engaged onus, and remarked rendition, has been incredibly momentous for the imperishable morrow of our planet, and the businesses that she procreates.
New balanced oversight
Once again? This, my friends, is an extremely fiercely feminine era. You should be jumping for joy to be alive in this incredible time right now! The results of this new balanced oversight going forward extends beyond what you thought you knew about relationships of any kind.
Let me translate this into better lay terms for you here. Insightful rapport, lovelies, is the first vestige of mindful thinking, which will be the new modus to monetary worth, detecting authenticity when it comes to the all knowing.
If we can truly put ourselves in another’s shoes, and feel them — and I mean unmistakably echo their vibration — we’re gonna be able to deliver much more considerate intentness that will minister reinforcement in this disruptive world that we are facing right now. My tears come as I well up with emotion!
It’s clear, to me, anyway, that this rudimentary but gorgeous balance of treasured nurturing and healing is the right path for successful human evolution to love, love, love! How can this sweet spot be conceivably achievable, you wonder?
Well, by being vulnerable to releasing yourself from the chains of masculine manipulation from within, and, realigning with the gentler, sensual attributes that you know you have. Let love be a protege by following the instructions of your goddess mentor.
Look, grasshoppers, I wanted to get my first cannonball bulletin out there this month about COVID-compassionate leadership, and I am compelled as usual to teach as many of you as possible through my monthly seaside scriptures.
In this together
Listen please; we’re in this together. COVID did not just happen to some, it happened to f$%^ing everyone. Some are sustaining the aftermath of processing this universal little trick as a crisis and still don’t f$%#ing get why it has presented its ugly face!
As a natural born commander of my own dang goddess ship, who’s navigated her own journey into the unknown feminine sea for more than 30 years, I have a wealth of knowledgeable routes to share. I’m now writing my scriptures monthly with the permission of John Quam, and he has no qualms about it either! I would love your feedback.
It is time to learn how to do “the work together,” both feminine and masculine, to break down conflict, and to help realign humanity.
This boils right down into the DNA of our sensual properties. Oh yeah, it goes deep! It’s about retraining the mind, body and spirit to become the sponge of submission to an outstanding goddess behavior that will position all to experience the true feminine essence. It will not only bust open all seeing peepers, it will move everyone into a world where real power and stamina reigns.
A feminine energetic field carries layers upon layers of extraordinary knowledge that the male race craves to learn and access. My unearthed teaching scriptures in the coming months will activate your curiosity to a level where you almost see me leaping from the page that you’re reading!
The seaside sensualist approach to information teachings of meditation, guided sensual breath work and a whole slew of other juicy jungle tidbits, is a lifestyle of wealth, health and privileged knowledge that I am only too eager to share.
It’s the adage to my writing practice of putting sensual (which is the feminine) components back into the mental framework of the masculine species’ neuroplasticity structure, to reinforce the male memory, to become better human beings.
So, if you give that some brow scratching with your index finger, it’s the perfect balance of the masculine’s focus of sensual self with my feminine writings, for focusing the masculine sensualist aversion therapy in the tropics.
Join the new paradigm, and stay tuned for my continued seaside scripture for these miraculous times of transition, loves!
See ya next month.